Funny Cartoon

I got this funny cartoon from a good friend who wants me to laugh and I want to share with you. We need this sometimes...



Here's the dialogue since it wasn't clear to read it. It's really funny and pardon the language.

MOMM! HEY MOM! ( says the kid)

Calvin, stop yelling across the house! If you want to talk to me,
walk over to the living room, where I am! (said mom)

I stepped in dog shit, where's the hose? (answered the kid)